now he's a fast-paced slug boy
here to rule the world
he's a fast-pigged slut kid
here to be my girl
and now he's shooting knickers
and now he's shooting guys
and then he turns to me now
and kills me with a smile
that's what i say
that's what i say
any day now

any day i am your girlfriend
and any day you are my slicktease
then it's down on my knees
and i'm slurping some stick freeze
when will you leave
that's when i sneeze
make some heat
and sweep me off my feet

now he's a fast-paced slug boy
here to rule the world
he's a fast-pigged slut kid
here to take a whirl
and i am not his stick chick
and he is not my guy
he's my favorite old lady
he's my youngest child
that's what he'll say
that's what he'll say
any day now

any day i am your girlfriend
and any day you are my slicktease
then it's down on my knees
and i'm slurping some stick freeze
when will you leave
that's when i sneeze
make some heat
and sweep me off my feet

and i'm a slow-paced slug girl
with stick down in my jeans
and he knows how to twist it
to bring me to my knees
my favourite slug boy
my favourite slug boy